Tuesday, November 29, 2005

What's in it for me?

Marriage?

What's in it for me?

I was thinking the other day about marriage in general. First of all, no MAN came up with this idea. No man EVER sat down, got out a piece of paper and something to write with, and came up with a marriage contract.

Lemme see here... I'm going to ONLY sleep with one chick from now on. I'm going to work day and nite to support her and the offspring she produces. I'm going to listen to her nag, gripe and moan. Till I friggin' die. Yeah, that sounds like a winner.

Oh, and then if she decides she's tired of me? Well, if that happens, she should get at least half my stuff, and half my paycheck for the rest of my life while she's shacking up with some 23 yr old drug addict that demands my children call him daddy.

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